1. What is your favorite video game?
Prolly Neverwinter Nights.
2. Why is it your favorite, what do you like about it?
T'was awesome.
3. What video game do you hate the most?
Neverwinter Nights.
Not really, but it took me ages to get over the fact that it just wasn't as awesome as the first one.
4. If you had the option,how would you destroy this game? (Be creative)
I'd ask Deekin to do it.
5. What type of music do you like?
A lot
6. Ooh! That sounds cool. What is your favorite musical group that plays this kind of music?
Ahaha, also a lot.
7. If you could play an instrument, what would it be?
Saxophone or guitar.
8. What character (Not your own) would you consider your personal favorite? (Or one of)
What, video game character? GLaDOS
9. If you could meet this character, how would you do so?
By becoming a test subject
10. Do you like to read?
Used to. Haven't in ages though.
11. If so, what is your favorite piece of literature, and if not, what do you like instead of reading? (You can answer both if you want)
Don't really have any favorite books.
12. How many movies do you own? (Only counting the ones you consider yours)
You expect me to crawl around the house counting them? No.
13. Which one(s) are your favorite?
Again, don't really have any favorites.
14. Which one(s) are the worst?
I DON'T BUY MOVIES I DON'T LIKE.
15. What is your favorite food?
Again, I don't really have one. But I could really go for some sauerkraut right about now.
16. If this food was rotten, would you still eat it, regardless of who would watch?
Ew.
17. You are a sick person... Make a throwing-up sound effect. (*barf* can not be used as one of them, nor any other that uses ** to describe sound...)
*gurgurkhg-gluhhulguhblegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulkbupfffshklk*
18. You puked on someone!! Who was it?
Dr. Toilet.
19. What would be your weapon of choice?
A lion catapult
20. IT'S AN ALIEN INVASION!! Will you use your weapon?!
I'll set it on auto, and run for the car.
21. Your friend eats brains, what do you tell them?
please don't eat me ._.
22. Your brain is being eaten, what are your final thoughts?
Oh shi- guh
23. Heaven, Hell, or any other place you go when you die based upon your religion if you have one, which would you go to?
The beach.
24. Waffles, french toast, or pancakes?
Pancakes
25. With maple syrup, or fruit sauce?
Don't really like fruit sauce, and I've never had maple syrup.
26. If you had a super power, what would it be and why?
Teleportation. So I could go to Latvia to get me some sauerkraut.
27. What is the first thing you tink of when you hear the word, "Ckolutagrade"?
Explosive energy drinks.
28. What is the first thing you think of when you hear the word, "Emsclode"?
Enclosed explosion. Which could very well be a can of Ckolutagrade in the fridge.
29. A famous arabian celeberty is visiting you, how do you greet them?
Hi, autograph please, bye.
30. Hellboy v.s. Dante, who would win? (Dante from the Devil May Cry series)
Hellboy, if it's a popularity contest, because I've ever heard of Dante.
31. Zombie Hulk Hogan v.s. Ash Williams (Evil dead series), who would win?
Ash is used to dealing with zombies.
32. What is your favorite mythical creature from any mythology? (Gods and higher deaties do not count)
Oh god, I don't remember anything from mythology anymore. D: I used to love reading about it.
33. You are in the zoo, what animal do you see first?
Meerkats
34. That animal is trying to maul a mime to death, what do you do?
Mime calling for help.
35. Sweeney Todd ask you if you want a shave, but he has no arms, do you trust him?
He might have really talented feet.
36. Pale or tan?
In between.Pale
37. What horror movie did you see first?
I CAN'T REMEMBER THIS STUFF. D:
38. Was it your last? Explain.
No
39. These questions are getting pretencious, don't you agree?
THAT IS NOT A WORD. <- What he said
40. (@n y0u $p33k 133+?
\/\/17h 4 |317 0f 3ff0|27, 5u|23.
41. Translate this into any language you want, exept for english:
transleit zis intu enī languad jū uant eksept for ingli
42. Do you like the way you dress?
Yeah
43. What style would you personally consider yourself to be?
I don't know... a mix?
44. Hot Topic or Old Navy?
What or what?
45. Do you like to eat Dill Pickles?
Sure.
46. Ronald McDonald v.s. The Aqua Teen Hunger Force, where would they fight?
A restaurant.
47. Flying monkies are coming! Where do you hide?
Behind the evil witch.
48. Energy drinks or soda?
Both are okay.
49. Yodle for me.
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW
50. Now do it backwards.
WOH WONK T'NOD I TUB
51. what are your main favorite colors?
Red, yellow, black.
52. Why do you like these colors?
It's in my programming. Also, they're nice.
53. Do you like children?
Not really
54. If so, would you like to baby-sit one? If not, why?
I wouldn't have the patience.
55. You have to baby-sit me now, what shall we do?
Do what you want, I'm leaving.
56. I'm holding an axe above your head, what do you say?
I'm telling your parents.
57. You're a mean and horrible person! I'M TELLING MOM! TT_TT
I videotaped you trying to kill me.
58. If you had the option to, would you be the opposite sex for one day?
I don't think so
59. If so, what would you do? If not, why?
Potential for some really embarrassing slip ups as well as possible trauma.
60. Dracula is coming! What do you do?!
Eat some garlic.
61. What is your favorite television show and why?
House, So You Think You Can Dance, Futurama, and some others
62. Did they cancel that show?
One of them.
63. Do you smoke?
No
64. What time is it?
10:50 pm
65. This is going by pretty fast, what is your favorite question so far? (You have to pick one.)
I HATED THEM ALL
66. What did you want to grow up to be when you were a kid?
Uh, actress, archeologist, spy, detective, artist, programmer, game designer, model, princess, musician, businesswoman, doctor, boring office worker, and I can't think of anymore, but there definitely were.
67. Is that occupation still one of your goals?
A few of them, yeah.
68. Who would win? Spawn or the Maxx?
Who or who?
69. If you could go on a date with anyone, and I mean ANYONE, who would it be?
I dunno.
70. SciFi channel original movies suck, don't you agree?
THERE IS NO SUCH THING HERE.
71. Chimpanzee or Bush Baby?
Whazza Bush Baby?
72. Its raining out, and there is no electricity save for lighting, what do you do to pass the time?
Sleep
73. That sounds boring... Your friend has been hit by lightening and survives! What do you say to them?
Go to a hospital.
74. Solve this equation: solve for f(x)= 3x-5x(2-x) when f(9).
Uhh, 27-45(2-9)
27-45*-7
342?
Unless you mean 3x-10x-5x^2
In which case 27-90-2025
-2088
... HOW CAN THOSE GIVE TWO DIFFERENT ANSWERS DAMMIT, THEY'RE THE SAME THING.
Oh fuck it. :c
75. Did you answer the last question?
Uh, yeah.
76. You are a liar. Pick one of the following punishments: Time out, spanking, or bar of soap in mouth.
I REPLACED THE SOAP WITH CHOCOLATE SO IT SMELLS NICER, HAHAHA.
77. Have you learned your lesson?
Yes.
78. EVIL TABLES! What do you say to something like that?
GOOD TABLE, GOOD TABLE
79. Why?
IT'S A GOOD TABLE
80. Why?
A VERY GOOD TABLE
81. Why?
A VERY VERY GOOD TABLE
82. Am I getting annoying?
A VERY VERY VERY GOOD TABLE
83. Why?
FUCK OFF, YOU'RE GROUNDED
84. Why?
BECAUSE I SAID SO
85. I'll stop now...
GOOD.
86. Tell me what answers you gave me for questions 10 and 37.
10. Do you like to read?
Used to. Haven't in ages though.
11. If so, what is your favorite piece of literature, and if not, what do you like instead of reading? (You can answer both if you want)
Don't really have any favorite books.
12. How many movies do you own? (Only counting the ones you consider yours)
You expect me to crawl around the house counting them? No.
13. Which one(s) are your favorite?
Again, don't really have any favorites.
14. Which one(s) are the worst?
I DON'T BUY MOVIES I DON'T LIKE.
15. What is your favorite food?
Again, I don't really have one. But I could really go for some sauerkraut right about now.
16. If this food was rotten, would you still eat it, regardless of who would watch?
Ew.
17. You are a sick person... Make a throwing-up sound effect. (*barf* can not be used as one of them, nor any other that uses ** to describe sound...)
*gurgurkhg-gluhhulguhblegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulkbupfffshklk*
18. You puked on someone!! Who was it?
Dr. Toilet.
19. What would be your weapon of choice?
A lion catapult
20. IT'S AN ALIEN INVASION!! Will you use your weapon?!
I'll set it on auto, and run for the car.
21. Your friend eats brains, what do you tell them?
please don't eat me ._.
22. Your brain is being eaten, what are your final thoughts?
Oh shi- guh
23. Heaven, Hell, or any other place you go when you die based upon your religion if you have one, which would you go to?
The beach.
24. Waffles, french toast, or pancakes?
Pancakes
25. With maple syrup, or fruit sauce?
Don't really like fruit sauce, and I've never had maple syrup.
26. If you had a super power, what would it be and why?
Teleportation. So I could go to Latvia to get me some sauerkraut.
27. What is the first thing you tink of when you hear the word, "Ckolutagrade"?
Explosive energy drinks.
28. What is the first thing you think of when you hear the word, "Emsclode"?
Enclosed explosion. Which could very well be a can of Ckolutagrade in the fridge.
29. A famous arabian celeberty is visiting you, how do you greet them?
Hi, autograph please, bye.
30. Hellboy v.s. Dante, who would win? (Dante from the Devil May Cry series)
Hellboy, if it's a popularity contest, because I've ever heard of Dante.
31. Zombie Hulk Hogan v.s. Ash Williams (Evil dead series), who would win?
Ash is used to dealing with zombies.
32. What is your favorite mythical creature from any mythology? (Gods and higher deaties do not count)
Oh god, I don't remember anything from mythology anymore. D: I used to love reading about it.
33. You are in the zoo, what animal do you see first?
Meerkats
34. That animal is trying to maul a mime to death, what do you do?
Mime calling for help.
35. Sweeney Todd ask you if you want a shave, but he has no arms, do you trust him?
He might have really talented feet.
36. Pale or tan?
In between.Pale
37. What horror movie did you see first?
I CAN'T REMEMBER THIS STUFF. D:
87. Do you draw, write, or both?
Draw, mainly.
88. What kinds of thins do you draw/write about?
About some very thin thins.
89. Can you give me an example? (a link to a deviation is acceptable.)
NO.
90. Only 10 more questions to go... Are you exited?
NO.
91. Should fish have noses?
Yes. And take teir gills, and give them feet, so they'll be all like hop hop hop
92. Why did you give that answer?
'Cause it'd be awesome.
93. What is your favorite character that you have created? (You can only pick one.)
IDUNNO
94. Why do you like this character?
Because he doesn't exist :'D
95. What inspired you to make this character?
Question 93.
96. Almost done now... Shall we juggle?
No.
97. You stink at juggling... Get more practice!
No.
98. I've enjoyed the time we've spent together, haven't you?
No.
99. Almost there... Just one more to go!
No.
100. Why did you join deviantART in the first place?
N- Because I wanted to start posting in the forums, and felt my art was good enough for the place. (LOL)
Devious Comments
f(x)= 3x-5x(2-x)
f(x)= 3x-10x+5x^2
WHAT?
'Kay, I'm going with 342 then.
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"Flying backwards through the Pearly Gates in a flaming Swedish supercar, screaming "Yes, I'm here! Where are the women?!" - now that's a cool way to die." - Richard Hammond, Top Gear
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"Flying backwards through the Pearly Gates in a flaming Swedish supercar, screaming "Yes, I'm here! Where are the women?!" - now that's a cool way to die." - Richard Hammond, Top Gear
Or maybe this is the reason I don't do maths anymore. >.>
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"Flying backwards through the Pearly Gates in a flaming Swedish supercar, screaming "Yes, I'm here! Where are the women?!" - now that's a cool way to die." - Richard Hammond, Top Gear
That said...
{f(x) = 3x-5x(2-x)}
= 3x-10x+5x2
{f(9)}= 27-90+405
= 342
So yeah, you're correct.
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"Flying backwards through the Pearly Gates in a flaming Swedish supercar, screaming "Yes, I'm here! Where are the women?!" - now that's a cool way to die." - Richard Hammond, Top Gear
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